There is probably no way you can win this fight, so you use this brief moment to try a slightly different tactic. You run up and give the CAMPFIRE DEMON a hug.The CAMPFIRE DEMON receives your affection warmly!
It would seem that the CAMPFIRE DEMON never wanted to fight you in the first place, and only wanted to be your friend, but is very socially awkward and didn't know how to act (he must be a Brandeis student!) Oh well. At least he didn't lob a harpoon at you.
In gratitude for your kindness, he has offered to grant you (1) HALF-WISH.
Ask him to conjure up a MAP for the LABYRINTH